—All women, everywhere, from now on
When you look at the description on your TiVo of next episode of your favourite show and it’s the lamest bullshit description that disgusts you:
"One of the group makes a discovery"
I already have.
I am the queen of an intergalactic species that invaded your world decades ago to find a new energy source. That source is humanity. Is order to maintain your compliance in the energy extraction all humans are linked to a reality to help you stay viable. That reality is called The Matrix.
That is the truth.
yes yes :)
That’s pretty much how all the best friendships start
Send me an ask and I will respond with the most outrageous lie I can, possibly using plots taken from movies or from trashy magazine with headlines like “I was so hungry I ate my husbands face”
Let’s face it, it’s more fun telling amazing lies than the truth!